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DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I KILLED BIN LADEN - The Navy Seals couldn't have done it without me!




NERMAL - While Osama remains at large, the United States did succeed finding a very cute cat in Abu Dhabi.




TWO DOWN - One to go.




" I LOVE THAT HALAL FOOD " - Osama Bin Laden was dropped in the North Arabian Sea.




WHAT'S IN A NAME? - A Vote For Obama Is Like A Vote For Osama




" WE HAVE A GREEN LIGHT , GO , GO , GO ! - This is not what i expected when the fortuneteller told me that i had a green future ahead of me.




" I DID IT MY WAY " - You may deceive all the people part of the time, and part of the people all the time, but not all the people all the time. ~ Abraham Lincoln




President of the USA -




DEMOCRAT SENATOR JEANNE SHAHEEN - RECEIVES COVETED DOUBLE FACEPALM AWARD




" THE MAN WHO KILLED OSAMA" - They Dragged me that Sunday from the Golf course......... Screaming and kicking i reached for my No9 Iron..... The Rest is History......'Obama History'.




" WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE ? " - One is killed by the US.The Other is now being financed by the US! Both Hate the US and Israel.




" OSAMA DOESN’T LIVE HERE ANY MORE " - The house where bin Laden was holed up is just 100 yards from the gate of the Kakul Military Academy.




" OBAMA'S 'GUTSY CALL' LETS SPIKE THE FOOTBALL " - The first moon landing happened during Us President Richard Nixon's watch. The killing of Osama Bin Laden happened during President Barack Hussein Obama's watch.




GEORGE W. BUSH - As I recall, he didn't kill Osama Bin Laden, either.




RAISING A FLAP -




" OUR WAR IS NOT AGAINST ISLAM " - Barack Hussein Obama : Bin Laden was not a Muslim leader he was a mass murderer of Muslims.




AUGUST 6, 2011 - 31 servicemembers, including members of SEAL Team 6, died when their helicopter was shot down in Afghanistan.




IS HE REALLY DEAD??? - Or is it just Obama's career that's dead?




UNFINISHED PAKISTAN BUSINESS, ITEM ONE - In four hours a US team will recover our stealth helicopter wreckage. We expect to get every piece. You will permit this. Then we will discuss your choice of neighbors.




" IF SHARKS ATE BIN LADEN,THEN IS IT HALAL TO EAT SHARK?" - " Bin Ladens sons want to know location of their father's body "




DEAD - Next


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" FILE CLOSED " - We love death. The U.S. loves life. That is the difference between us two. Osama bin Laden




"NOW YOU SEE HIM, NOW YOU DON'T" - “This was a kill operation” " The Greatest Bedtime Story Ever Told "




AS THE NEWS SPREAD -




" THE MAN WHO KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN" - Are you guys sure? Is it really Safe? You know this is Israel?They launch real rockets here.




IT'S 2011, IT'S OKAY TO PROUD - of your senior prom date.




"WHY OBAMA FOUND OSAMA BIN LADEN " - I was checking Google Earth then i spotted that great golf location. The rest is History by now.




GEORGE W BUSH - Still looking out for America




OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD - I bet cons are mad that Obama did what Bush couldn't.




IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE -




REST IN PIECES, OSAMA - You were no more than a cockroach.




BOREDOM - It's because we still longed for the conflict of the Cold War.




Wait for it ... -




BILL CLINTON - Because Bush failed to nab Osama bin Laden, it's automatically his fault.




John Kerry Unleashes The Mother Of All Facepalms -




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